This is not about masks.

This is about literally anything else.

It’s about how modern potato chips stay crisp far longer than they probably should.

The YouTube videos about Tenet that keep showing up in my feed.

About dan-dan noodles, how they are different from place to place, but almost always delicious.

The single bird outside my office window that only chirps at night, while all the ladybirds are probably asleep.

The people in the building behind us who found the kitten’s new home, and are taking care of them.

The friend I unfriended, and blocked.

How I’m groggy mid-day sometimes, and a nap doesn’t seem to help.

Blue and green tiles, snapped precisely to fit into a mosaic. One from 500 BC. The other in Shanghai Disney.

The illusion of a window turning back and forth. Knowing why it’s an illusion, but the illusion still works.

Eating really good barbecue in Texas, then eating so-so barbecue in Burbank.

The movie Together Together.

The online class that I’m taking that started May 1 that I haven’t actually started yet.

Being in a pool.

Anything else.